CHARLIE ROSE. PBS
Mo 5/1 guest host Maria Bartiromo welcomes Stephen Schwarzman and David Runebstien of the Blackstone and Carlyle Groups

DATELINE INTERNET PEDOPHILE ENTRAPMENT, NBC
Mo 5/1 Hi, I'm Tiffany. I'm 15 and I love watching the O'Reilly Factor. He's so hot. What influential blog did you say you write?
Tu 5/2 Hi, I'm Cindy. I'm 15 and my role model is Katie Couric. What community college did you say you went to?
We 5/3 Hi, I'm Mandy. I'm 14 and I love unicorns. What, you're actually an investigative reporter for a local news station? Dang.
Th 5/4 Hi, I'm Debbie, I'm 14 and I love shopping at Old Navy. What years did you say you served in the Merchant Marines?
Fr 5/5 Hi, I'm Finola, I'm 13 and I love Eminem. How long did you say you'd been working for the Department of Homeland Security?

DR. PHIL, Syndicated
Mo 5/1 Fighting Styles
Tu 5/2 Missing Children
We 5/3 Possessive People
Th 5/4 Violent Love Intervention
Fr 5/5 When Sex Styles Don't Match

MARTHA, Syndicated
Mo 5/1 Rosie Perez makes birthday meatloaf cake and coquito drinks
Tu 5/2 Maggie Gyllenhaal discusses skin cancer awareness month and makes colored bread sticks; Jamie Oliver
We 5/3 Sally Field discusses Women's Health & Osteoporosis and makes tiered gardens
Th 5/4 Katey Segal / Heather Headley performs.
Fr 5/5 Ana Gasteyer / Vanessa Marcil makes oriental lilies.

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, NBC
Sa 5/6 Tom Hanks / Red Hot Chili Peppers

SATURDAY NIGHT RERUNS, E!
Mo 5/1 Noon Val Kilmer / U2
11 PM Pierce Brosnan / Destiny's Child
3 AM Quentin Tarantino / The Smashing Pumpkins
Tu 5/2 Noon Bill Paxton / Beck
11 PM Luke Wilson / U2
3 AM Tom Arnold / Tupac Shakur
We 5/3 Noon John Goodman / Neil Young
11 PM The Rock / AC/DC
3 AM Sean Penn / L.L. Cool J, Michael Penn & The Pull
Th 5/4 Noon Christopher Walken / Weezer
11 PM Christina Ricci / Beck
3 AM John Goodman / The Pretenders
Fr 5/5 Noon Jennifer Garner / Beck
5 PM Best of Chris Farley
11 PM Lucy Liu / Jay-Z
3 AM Julia Stiles / Aerosmith

OPRAH, Syndicated
Mo 5/1 Live Longer, Feel Younger in 30 Days with Dr. Oz.
Tu 5/2 Teri Hatcher's Secret
We 5/3 Buried Alive by your Husband
Th 5/4 Why I Hate Myself: Mothers Confess
Fr 5/5 The Big Idea That Made Millions
Coming up next week: Why I Hate Oprah: Viewers Confess

REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER, HBO
Fr 5/5 Bradley Whitford / Ret. Gen. Wesley Clark / Former Canadian PM Kim Campbell

SOAP TALK, Soapnet
Mo 5/1 Alison Sweeney ("Days of our Lives") and Jesse Soffer ("As the World Turns") stop by. Plus, Flip Flop Fashion with Meghan McCleary and one woman's struggle to save her husband.
Tu 5/2 Michael Park ("As the World Turns") and Colin Egglesfield ("All My Children") visit the set. Plus, Best Cocktails from Around the World with The Thirsty Traveler, Kevin Brauch.
We 5/3 Mario Lopez ("The Bold and the Beautiful") and Brook Kerr ("Passions") are interviewed. Plus, Countdown to Bikini Season with Amy Hendel and Ashly Delgrosso from "Dancing With The Stars."
Th 5/4 preempted
Fr 5/5 Daytime Emmy-nominated Anthony Geary ("General Hospital") is interviewed. Plus, Emmy Predictions with Carolyn Hinsey. Also, 2006 Emmy Fashions with Cary Fetman.

THE TAVIS SMILEY SHOW, PBS
Mo 5/1 Tavis talks with FEMA director David Paulison and actress Kristin Chenoweth.
Tu 5/2 Tavis talks with Chicago Sun-Times religion writer Cathleen Falsani, author David Ritz and Bishop Noel Jones.
We 5/3 Tavis talks with singer-songwriter Jewel, who also performs a song from her new CD, "Goodbye Alice in Wonderland."
Th 5/4 Tavis talks with neurosurgeon Katrina Firlik and actor John Amos.
Fr 5/5 Tavis talks with journalist Sebastian Junger and actress Marlo Thomas.

TOTAL REQUEST LIVE, MTV
Mo 5/1 Fort Minor kicks off High School Week with a red-hot performance--and we check out Rihanna's world premiere! Plus, Kellie Pickler stops by.
Tu 5/2 Tom Cruise and the MI3 cast infiltrate the studio--while Kanye kicks back.
We 5/3 We hug it out with Jeremy Piven and send Tom Cruise to Times Square, while Nelly Furtado drops in with her world premiere. All that and a peek at High School Musical!
Th 5/4 Jamie Foxx, Michelle Rodriguez and Cheyenne Kimball? Not a bad Thursday--not to mention a little look at Grad Night...
Fr 5/5 Don't head into your weekend without watching our Field Mob 1st Look--and checking in with Pussycat Dolls!

THE TYRA BANKS SHOW, Syndicated
Mo 5/1 Makeup Secrets / Iman
Tu 5/2 Natalee Holloway’s mother Beth Twitty
We 5/3 Tyra’s Pranks / The Pussycat Dolls
Th 5/4 Celine Dion / Paula Abdul / Carrot Top
Fr 5/5 Unlikely Sex Stars

Also on late nights talk, news, or panel discussion:
ASSORTED STUFF ON FOX NEWS CHANNEL
THE BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW PERIOD, FOX Sports
THE BIG IDEA WITH DONNY DEUTSCH, CNBC
BLIND DATE, syndicated, Spike TV
THE CHRIS MATTHEWS SHOW, syndicated, weekends
DIE HARALD SCHMIDT SHOW, SAT.1
DINNER FOR FIVE, IFC (Back in repeat cycle)
ISAAC, Style
THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW, Syndicated
LARRY KING LIVE, CNN
NAOMI'S NEW MORNING, Hallmark Channel6
NIGHTLINE, ABC
SUNDAY MORNING SHOOTOUT, AMC
TONIGHT SHOW, LATE NIGHT, MEET THE PRESS, SNL & DATELINE reruns, NBC All Night
UP TO THE MINUTE, CBS
WORLD NEWS NOW, ABC

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Tom Heald's TEST PATTERNS (Beverly Hills 90210 Special Edition)
Copyright 2006 (C) Tom Heald
idontgetit@tomalhe.com

May 1: On this day in 1996, Tara kills Kelly's fish and winds up in a mental institution.

May 2: On this day in 1991, Donna's dress is too big for her to enjoy the Spring Dance, but restrictuve enoguh to maintain her virginity.

May 3: On this day in 1995, Seventeen Magazine covergil Kelly worries that she's not as pretty as she used to be. At least she still has her fish.

May 4: On this day in 1994, Steve and Brenda prevent a suicide in the auditorium, even though everyone seems to want Brenda to drop dead as the lead in the school play.

May 5: On this day in 1999, Kelly helps Dylan's one night stand from Vegas get dental work.. The episode features Britney Spears' "(Hit Me) Baby One More Time."

May 6: On this day in 1998, David learns a very important lession about drunkenly shooting the After Dark dumpster with a gun stolen from the club's cash register. Oh, you smug liberals.

May 7: On this day in 1997, it's one Mother of a Mother's Day as Kelly learns she's about to become one and Claire wishes she still had one. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!